crazy requests

by | Jan 30, 2006

I get some very strange requests at times – I had one guy recently email me asking for a reasonable session, humiliation, g/s etc etc and then at the end says he wants he to give him a penectomy! Apparently he’ll organise legal approvals and then I get to cut off his dick – eeeuuuuwwwww

Now I’m 99.9999% sure he’s just fantasising in a particularly dumbass way – but I did send him the link to as they’ve got a lot of info about all sorts of nullification procedures.

Someone else asked me on the phone if I would circumcise him… and then tried to argue when I said I’m neither a doctor or a rabbi!

In happier news – I got to use my new canes today 🙂 Plus I picked up some medical supplies I’d ordered in, so now have veterinary gloves for fisting as well as fat catheters (gotta love em) and disposable enema bags for water enemas (I mostly use fleet enemas as the other ones are hard to get).

And now – a meme 🙂

After you die…

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.

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