by | Mar 30, 2006

I bitched out a gangster because I was drunk

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1—-i shot
2—-i ate a
3—-i smacked
4—-i sang to
5—-i fell in love with
6—-i murdered
7—-i gave my number to
8—-i humped
9—-i choked on
10—i bitched out
11—i had sex with
12—i gave a lap dance to

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1——-A homeless guy
2——-your mom
3——-a banana
4——-a fork
5——-a Mexican
6——-a gangster
7——-a condom
8——-an ipod
9——-my best friends boyfriend
10——-a goat
11——-my dog
12——-my dad
13——-the computer
14——-my science teacher
15——-my neighbor
17——-a jones soda
18——-a llama
19——-a pickle
20——-a stuffed animal
21——-a permenant marker
22——-a policeman
23——-a ninja
24——-a baseball bat
25——-my pshyciatrist
26——-my brother
27——-my sister
28——-a football player
29——-a dvd player
30——-a paperclip
31——-my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White——Because i was high.
Black——-Because I was drunk.
Pink——–Because im a homosexual.
Red———Because the voices told me to.
Blue——–Because i cant control myself.
Green——Because I hate myself.
Purple——Because Im naked.
Gray——–Because thats how i roll.
Yellow——Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange—-Because i hate my family.
Other——-Because that’s how I roll.
none——because im sexy and i do what i want

Kickboxing class tonight was fun… I was talking to ozibootslave tonight and I don’t know if he was happy to hear I can hit (and kick) even harder now 😉

I also spent far too long at Rhodes Ikea with ms_victoria – not too much time with Vic of course, but I don’t really like shopping centres and start to get a bit antsy after a while.

Anyway – gotta rush – another session tonight, someone I haven’t seen before…