Happy day today – I got my macbookpro replaced (cause of the stripey screen thing) – so I have a whole new shiny poota – this one is even FASTER – cause when I bought the original they didn’t have the faster 15′ in stock… but today they did so I upgraded….
Cause I really *need* all that super speedy speed 😉
non-lj-rob gave me a cute baby blue cover for it from Crumpler which is making me happy – and keeping new pootie nice and snug.
I also dropped into Radical Leather with cubboy to pick up her new forage cap and a nice metal paddle for me… I was supposed to pick up a chastity jock I was getting made also – but I decided it was a little small to suit the variety of sizes of subs I play with – so I’ve left it behind in order to have a couple of adjustments made so it will be more flexible to suit a wider range of subs (not just the skinny ones).
Then dropped in for a quick drink to say goodbye to fluffydescent who is moving to the country for work 🙁 though that does mean I get to go out for a nice relaxing drive in the country to visit sometime soon!
I’ve got a couple of fabulous sessions coming up tomorrow – including one with missfleurdelys who is back for good! So hopefully we’ll get to play a lot more when I come back from the states – she’s always so much fun 😉
Then I have ozibootslave coming in for an extended session with lots of fabulous latex for us both!
Plus – thanks to badpauly I have fallen in love with kawaii_not as seen in my hilarious new icons…
and in memeland (editied to include extra meme-y goodness)
What Kind of Apocalypse Are You?
Dimentional Rift
You are a strange and often enigmatic person. Your complexity and ambiguity is quite the norm in a DIMENTIONAL RIFT APOCOLYPSE, where all the rules are changed, altered, modified and then dumped on a duck and toasted. Normality, it seems, is in the eye of the beholder.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. | ✓ I don’t watch much TV these days. | ✓ I own lots of books. |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. | × I love to play video games. | ✓ I’ve tried marijuana. (so not for me…) |
| × I’ve watched porn movies. (nope but I’ve shot some bdsm porn) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | × I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (not always) |
| × I curse sometimes. | × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
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| × I have broken someone’s bones. | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. |
| × I’m paranoid at times. | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | × I need/want money right now. |
| × I love sushi. | × I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| × I have long hair. | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | × I have at least one sibling. |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (derr) | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (acrylics when I was a teenager – until I had to take them off for school) | × I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | × I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (it already is!) | × I slept with a roommate. |
| × I have a hidden talent. | × I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | ✓ I have a lot of friends. |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (if I know what pecked means ;)) | ✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (mostly) | ✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (either that or glamorous fetish wear!) |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | ✓ I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. | ✓ I’ve rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. | × I want to have children in the future. |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. | × I’ve called the cops on a friend before. | ✓ I’m not allergic to anything. |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. | × I am shy around the opposite sex. | × I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. | × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the “South Park” movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | × I enjoy some country music. |
| × I would die for my best friends. | × I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. | ✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (hehehehe – my sexuality IS my career!) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. | × I have dated a close friend’s ex. | ✓ I am happy at this moment. |
| × I’m obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. | × Republican. |
| × I don’t even know what I am. | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| ✓ I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. | × I can work on a car. |
| ✓ I love my job(s). | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. | ✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. | × I have jumped off a bridge. | ✓ I love sea turtles. |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (well it depends on ridiculous ;)) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| × I hate office jobs. | × I went to college out of state. | × I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. | ✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. | × I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (are there really people who like them?) | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. | × I can’t whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. | × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. | × I talk in my sleep. |
| ✓ I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (not so ,much anymore) | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. | × I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I work by myself!) | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
| ✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | × I’m an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. | × I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. | ✓ I am extremely flexible. (dodgy hypermobile joints…) | ✓ I love hugs more than kisses. |
| ✓ I want to own my own business. (already do!) | × I smoke. | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| × Nobody has ever said I’m normal. | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. | × I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. | × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | ✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can’t stand being alone. | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I’m a judgmental asshole. | × I’m a HUGE drama-queen. |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Europe, Asia, North America, Australia) | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. | ✓ I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. | × I can speak more than one language. | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. | × I like reading fact more than fiction. | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| × I have no piercings. | × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. | ✓ I like most animals better than most people. (sort of) |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | ✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (but I really hate the “b” word – queer works better for me) | × I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | ✓ I dislike milk. | ✓ I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. | ✓ I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. | ✓ I don’t like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | ✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | × I’ve gone skinny-dipping. | ✓ I’ve performed in three plays. |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (veggie ones) | ✓ I’m Irish and loving it. (Irish heritage – hey check out the colouring!) | × I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (hahahahaha) |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | ✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (off itunes – I prefer to let the artists get paid) | × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | × I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | ✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (kicking people in the head is like that ;)) | × I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (most of my lj friends are real-life!) | × I can only hate someone that I love. | ✓ I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (and it still tasted like dishwater!) |