This is hilarious (or at least what passes as such when sick in bed with only a laptop for company)… I rather like “You are walking through an earthen-walled tunnel. A wooden sign warns of literature.” “You find yourself in a grimy armoury. Across one wall is a faded fresco of fetish fashion.” “You are walking through a cold mausoleum. Images of hello kitty are carved into the walls.”
I died in the Dungeon of Msservalan
I was killed in a brick-walled anteroom by Felix Femme the cockatrice, whilst carrying…
the Sceptre of Grey Evil Twin and 0 gold pieces.
Score: 12
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But in my next adventure…
I escaped from the Dungeon of Msservalan!
I killed Thorfinn the kobold.
I looted a Figurine of Daddypreston, the Axe of Freeq, a Figurine of Illdrinn, the Crown of Ms Ariel, the Sceptre of Cock Bondage, the Sword of Erotica, the Crown of Ebonynivory, a Figurine of Favoredfuktoy, the Shield of Knife Play and 2 gold pieces.
Score: 327
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