by | Nov 15, 2006

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I gave ozibootslave a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Friday I set midnightsunau‘s puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I bought porn for genevievesb (10 points). Last Sunday I gave jer_s a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (689 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!


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hahahaha – Asscrackistan – I think my mother may have been there a couple of months ago – she did go to Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan and other strange and wonderful countries ending in -stan!