Meme snaffled from badpauly Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by “ology.”
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Balsamic vinegar
Q. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
A. Does Boost Juice count?
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Aqua Dining
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Round up
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Porrdige
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Cheese, tomato, basil
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Vegemite
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. a bear
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 1
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Adenoids
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Me – lift heavy things? That’s what boys are for!
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Never
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Well – I already have a personal and a professional name – and I like them both just fine…
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Not yet.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Well not if they were ugly
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. It would depend on the magazine and the photographer – if serpentine_kiss was doing something for Skin Two – sure!
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Ah – probably not…
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. No pockets
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It’s okay
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Polished wooden floor
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Who sits down in the shower apart from old people on those little shower stools?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Only if they’re very sweet
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Do berkies count?
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Umm – a random breath test I think.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Hehe – a glamourous dominatrix!
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A. liquidskin
Q: Last person who called u?
A. Patrick
Q: Person you hugged?
A: timling
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 6
Q: Season?
A: Spring
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. So much
Q: Watching?
A. nuffin
Q: Worrying about?
A. House
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Sell
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. I think it was The Simpsons Movie (hangs head in shame)
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Mostly
Q. What’s your favorite soup?
A. Miso
Q. What do you think of your friends on the internet?
A. Entertaining