so what *do* I do?

by | Feb 4, 2008

I had a few phone calls today – I am answering my phone again (though *not* it must be said at 7.30 in the morning, even if I was already awake – it’s not a polite time to call) – which can be a little odd after a week and a half with no phone at all – the place I stayed in Mendocino had neither cell phone reception or a phone in the room – bliss!

Anyway – I had someone calling me asking vague question about “your service” which can mean that they’re a little shy – or slightly more often a little clueless about who he’s ringing. Apparently he got my number from a friend – which seemed a little strange – you’d think the supposed friend would have explained me a little better… anyway – I usually answer that sort of vague enquiry with a list of the things I *don’t* do, just to make sure we’re on the same page. “No sex, no oral sex, no hand relief, no nudity on my part, no body worship.”

“So do you give massage?”

“Ah – no”

“What do you do?”

Which is not always so simple a thing to answer – cause you know – I do an awful lot of different things!

“Purely domination – bondage, corporal punishment, strap on, cross dressing, cbt, piercing, those sorts of things. I don’t really think I’d be the right person for you to see – but good luck finding the right lady to play with”